Dating your flag

08 Mar

I am sorry if your car is fucked-up or your dog is sick, but I don’t need the valuable thought-space in my mind-mind filled with the same white noise we all experience daily.

4) You’re a shameless self-promoter In fairness, many of my friends shamelessly self-promote.

That hot blonde you've been casually kicking it with (and doing) may be the girl of your dreams - or she could be a nightmare just waiting to rear her ugly, horned head. We've gathered all the clues you need to calculate whether you're hooking up with Miss Right or Miss Holy Shit!

Red Flags: One "accidental" case of bumping into you midweek is fine; she could really just be in the neighborhood. She's all cleavage and legs until you get together-then just try to pull her out of that damned sweats-and-ponytail combo.

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3) You tirelessly list minutiae in status updates This argument is both strengthened and made redundant by Twitter.

She's a complete wild child and free spirit, until you discover she was saving herself-for you.

Red Flags: Longing gazes at wedding-dress magazines, a season pass for TLC's A Wedding Story on her Ti Vo, or hours and hours of inane wedding talk while on the phone with her friends all signify you've got a future Bridezilla just dying to get behind the veil. Suggest a ménage à trois-or float the idea of an open relationship.

When you first start dating someone it pays to be mindful of their behavior.

Pay attention to how they interact with you and others.